Applying for a job

Hey, it's me - Scotch - again. Wow, this home life is really good. I've found out a lot about myself. Here's what I think; I am affectionate but not needy, I get along well with other greyhounds, I like playing with stuffie toys and chase balls, I am a good eater and a friendly, easy going guy. I enjoy a nice walk every day, and I walk really well on the leash - no tugging. My best trait is that I like to put my head in people's lap and let them rub my ears. Then I look up at them with my big soulful eyes, and the people just melt. Hey, I'm not bragging - I'm applying for a job. I want to be your greyhound! Whatdaya say? Come meet me!